FREQUENTLY ASKED. RARELY ANSWERED.

Is this a clinic?

No. The window says so, but windows say a lot of things. The sign is coming down. Definitely. We’ve got a guy.

When is the sign changing?

Next week. It’s been next week since August.

Why is the UN crossed out?

Because officially, it isn’t. See above.

Can I come in?

The window is always open. The door, sometimes. Tell us you’re coming.

What happens after seven days?

It comes down. Everything here does, except the sign.